Premium babe magnet.
(Source: berryhudson, via spacejackal)
I honestly have such mad respect for natural-sounding dialogue
(Source: gillianjacobs, via aymichyan)
Thank you, /v/.
Why is this tagged with me?
What did /v/ do?
(via ilikebruises)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via iamtonysexual)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via iamtonysexual)
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
Zis if from mein spring collection
(Source: dorkly, via paralyzedhorse)