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August 23, 2014 1:00 am

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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12:52 am

ms-missingyou:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

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eudaemaniacal:

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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thank you

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12:51 am

Reminder: You are under no obligation to look pretty.

fandomsandfeminism:

Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.

Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman. 

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12:50 am

enoland8:

reyairia:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

this had sixty notes last night

SIXTY NOTES

I’m still down for it.

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12:49 am

star-loser:

Jessica is so cold

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12:49 am

pax-etlux:

childhood trauma.png

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12:48 am
sweetguts:

he does not compromise

sweetguts:

he does not compromise

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12:44 am

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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